Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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