just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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