If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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