Sponge bath it is.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
