Sponge bath it is.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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