I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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