ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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