I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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