You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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