i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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