just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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