i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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