You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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