i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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