4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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