this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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