I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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