I have demons in me.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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