It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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