got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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