I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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