My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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