She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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