What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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