If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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