hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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