? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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