that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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