Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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