highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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