it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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