I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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