We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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