i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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