It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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