somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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