: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I wish there were birth control emojis
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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