fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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