so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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