she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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