Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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