that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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