It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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