Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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