My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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