I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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