Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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