butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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