i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Farmville is her only friend.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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