I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
