plz talk dirty to me
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'll put lettuce on them
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.