so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Contemplating These 27 Questions Will Make Your Brain Explode
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...