"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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