i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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