Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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