we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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